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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener...
If you fish in the toilet, you're gonna catch a turd.
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
I'd rather dip my jewels in honey and go on a bear watch.
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss.
I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet.
And you've never seen me wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.
There are some smells you can't unsmell.
Aww, crap on a stick.
If you've got a problem, take it up with my butt. He's the only one who gives a crap.
If I have a problem with somebody I don't pee on them, all right?
I got the poo on me!
I'm gonna go wring out my sock.
You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now.
I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
Why, did you fart?
We should probably drill a hole in the wall so we can speak to each other while we poop.
This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.
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