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Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than %#&%. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my &!&%, everyone.
From this moment forward, People's Champion, the Shelby Sensation, the Reverse Apache Master, the man with the golden &!&%, Dr. C@&% and Balls...that Kenny Powers is now dead, and he will never pick up a baseball ever %#&%!&& again.
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?
Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?
Johnny Bench called.
Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a %#&%!&& cannon.
And the crowd goes crazy...
All right I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you guys, I'm just disappointed in my own arm, and how it's trying to butt %#&% me back here.
That is ridiculous. I'm catcher or I'm nothing!
When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball.
Fly as I say fly, do as I say do. Master and commander.
Whatever needs to be set up for a pitching contest, set that $#!& up!
Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?
They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.
Kenny Powers just got sick and tired of baseball buttfuckin him all the time, causin him nothin but pain and sorrow.
My responsibility is to get my 25 guys playing for the name on the front of their uniform and not the one on the back.
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