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Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than %#&%. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my &!&%, everyone.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

From this moment forward, People's Champion, the Shelby Sensation, the Reverse Apache Master, the man with the golden &!&%, Dr. C@&% and Balls...that Kenny Powers is now dead, and he will never pick up a baseball ever %#&%!&& again.

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How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?

Dave Chiflett ...

Johnny Bench called.

H. Jon Benjamin ...

Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a %#&%!&& cannon.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

And the crowd goes crazy...

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

All right I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you guys, I'm just disappointed in my own arm, and how it's trying to butt %#&% me back here.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

That is ridiculous. I'm catcher or I'm nothing!

Jeffrey Tambor ...

When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

Fly as I say fly, do as I say do. Master and commander.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

Whatever needs to be set up for a pitching contest, set that $#!& up!

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?

Quotes by Dennis Rodman Dennis Rodman ...

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.

Quotes by Dennis Rodman Dennis Rodman ...

Kenny Powers just got sick and tired of baseball buttfuckin him all the time, causin him nothin but pain and sorrow.

Quotes by Danny McBride Danny McBride ...

My responsibility is to get my 25 guys playing for the name on the front of their uniform and not the one on the back.

Tommy Lasorda ...