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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything!
Like them spinnin tires, do ya?
They say don't drink and drive. Well, don't drink and bone.
It's the same thing your whole life. Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer with wine, ever. Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks.
Well we mustn't keep our public waiting, huh? It's showtime Phil.
I had an Astin Martin but it had trouble with the surface-to-air missiles, so, it's in the shop.
That's not bad for a quadraped. You gotta check your mirrors, just side of your eye. Side of your eye.
Ya, uh, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes, one large coke, and some flapjacks. Too early for flapjacks?
I think, both.
Hang on Bill, clench your buttocks.
Friends don't let friends drive.
You wanna throw up here or you wanna throw up in the car?
He might be ok. Well, no, probably not now.
Some people know cars or sports. Unfortunately, I know fairs. And Quick n Brite.
I'm betting he's gonna swerve first.
Don't drive angry.
Oh, I gotta yawn, stare at traffic, lick myself. And believe me, that could take hours if you do it right.
Don't rev my $#!&, all right? I'm trying to get you to do something serious here, I don't need you going %#&%!&& maverick on me.
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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