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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know its filled with the hornets.
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.
A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
This wedding is horse $#!&!
You know, if my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
"Men," said Mr. Kyle, "people have been trying to understand dogs ever since the beginning of time. One never knows what they'll do. You can read every day where a dog saved the life of a drowning child, or lay down his life for his master. Some people call this loyalty. I don't. I may be wrong, but I call it love--the deepest kind of love."
Live every week like it's shark week.
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
Just remember, Fievel, one man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder, head up, eyes steady, heart open, I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for.
I'd rather dip my jewels in honey and go on a bear watch.
I wanted so much to step over and pick them up. Several times I tried to move my feet, but they seemed to be nailed to the floor. I knew the pups were mine, all mine, yet I couldn't move. My heart started aching like a drunk grasshopper. I tried to swallow and couldn't. My Adam's apple wouldn't work. One pup started my way. I held my breath. On he came until I felt a scratchy little foot on mine. The other pup followed. A warm puppy tongue caressed my sore foot. I heard the stationmaster say, "They already know you." I knelt down and gathered them in my arms. I buried my face between their wiggling bodies and cried.
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
They always enjoy a giant, inflatable beaver.
I gotta meet this freakin' bird!
Technology is finally catching up with the sasquatch.
This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of ya! You got a problem with what I'm saying Larry? Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? You know you want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a prediction. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life.
Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this, tiny village in western Pennsylvania, blah bl-blah bl-blah. There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out. He's gotta be stopped. And I have to stop him.
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