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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it’s in the way that it’s spent.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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