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Hello
My name is sonia girl from west
Africa.
address to contact me
through my email
address (soniakoneh2323@yahoo.com)
so that i can tell you more about
myself. Reply me as soon as possible so that i can give you my photos for you to know who i am,
Your sonia
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $#!& out of you!
Holy Santa Claus $#!&!
I teabagged your drum set!
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
I swear to God, I think I just had a heart attack in my butthole.
I swear I'm so #!$$@& off at my mom, as soon as she's of age I'm putting her in a home.
This wedding is horse $#!&!
Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!
Hey Derek, sprechen sie &!&%?
I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl but not hot.
Hey, hey you little forest creatures. None of you sons of %!&&#@$ try to be heroes. You hear me? Whoa, hey everyone, this is Gary the squirrel. Listen up, Gary's been a long time friend, we've been skating for two and a half years. I remember when we were hanging out on the bus stop in Tuscon and Gary said, "Hey, I've got a third ball." [pukes in costume] I just threw up in here people, that' the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion. In fact we all are - hold on. [pukes again]
Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.
I'll get inside your face!
Captain Kirk's nipples!
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
Woo!
I'm a $@$ addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease, with doctors and medicine and everything.
That's a riot. That's a laugh riot.
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