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The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
Live every week like it's shark week.
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other, to distract us, while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor!
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
I learned the word "black" in every language just so I know when to be offended.
Freaky-deakies need love too.
I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
I'm getting too old for this ship!
Not for a billion doll hairs!
I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
This just got awesome!
Here comes the fun cooker!
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