Tina Fey Quotes and Sayings

Why are you being so nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?

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It's the hug plane, coming in for a landing.

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Ah shark farts!

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As a friend, and former intercourse companion...

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Nerds!

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Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

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I'm gonna go talk to some food about this.

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I don't wanna sound racist, but that pita pocket might be a terrorist.

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Not on my watch, biatch.

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Well I've been to a rodeo too. It was a cat rodeo. In a gay guy's apartment.

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I support women, I'm like a human bra.

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By the hammer of Thor!

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Pete and I are intercoursing each other.

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Hitler and Martha Stewart would have hated that wedding.

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Words are the first step on the road to deeds.

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Mrs. Doubtfire shimself couldn't do this.

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Word of advice, if you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everybody else there is black guys and sluts.

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Nope, your fiance is gay. Look at him, look at you. Classic case of Fruit Blindness.

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Only one snake in the bed, dealbreaker.

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Would it help if I told you I thought we were doing sexual espionage?

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