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You have no idea how high I can fly.
Where I'm from there are two types of folk, those who ain't and those who are knee high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Y'all come back now.
And my tiny little nipples went to France.
I do the Cha Cha like a sissy girl. I lika do da Cha Cha.
You can take the man out of salesman, but you can't take sales out of salesman.
Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation?!
I'm a virgin, always have been.
Sheep!
Mother -- father, sister, brother!
She is hot, she has a pilates butt.
They are stinky, they are smelly, they get hair all over the place, they get a little thing called the mange. In a nutshell, he is disgusting.
When you're on my lawn, keep it in your butt.
Love is not a feeling. It's an ability.
It's Britney, %!&&#.
I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage.
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