Get the Quote of the Day from Stephen Tobolowsky
Now don't tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right, right, right.
Bing!
Bing again!
Oh God, it is so good to see you!
Ned. Ryerson! Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head, come on buddy, Case Western High. Ned Ryerson, I did the whistling bellybutton trick at the high school talent show. Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate. Bing again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times til you told me not to anymore.
He he hoo, watch out for that first step, it's a doozy!
Wow, that was like level 12 of Doom!