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In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.
You're not allowing natural selection to work. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt.
I wish I had a lair.
You are an impressive specimen.
I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my #@&!$ up into itself.
I'm no doctor, I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
Oh no, no no. Don't tell me, you have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.
My cousin came down with case of that nasty new goat fungus, oh it's just horrific. The doctor said he'd never seen it beard so quickly.
There are three moments that I will remember until the day that I die. One, the look on my father's face when I graduated from Harvard Law School. Two, helping a beached mother whale give birth. And three, you and me together here tonight.
Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.
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