Get the Quote of the Day from Paul Rudd
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and 'part' of every day. I usually have errands...I can only rock from like on to three.
Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymond, but it's not funny. All the problems are the same, but, its, you know instead of all the funny, pithy dialogue, everybody's real #!$$@& off and tense. Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn't last twenty-two minutes, it lasts forever.
Like to see the Quote of the Day in your Facebook news feed!
or try our advanced search
