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A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
He has this disease where his head is shaved except he doesn't have to shave it because he doesn't have any hair in the first place. Don't talk about it around him though, it might offend him.
Put me down. I don't like to be manhandled. It doesn't feel good, it makes me feel small and powerless.
We're past words, Loredo. Now it's time for Smith and Wesson to do the talking.
They're *in* the computer?
Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Say hello to your little friend.
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgom eye.
What's it look like we're doing? It's manifest destiny. You can't fight it and neither can I. Go! More dynamite! Ya use it all, whoo!
I told you I don't like to be manhandled.
No problemo, Gigantor.
That sounds like %###$#!& to me. She's trying to sell us a vacuum cleaner.
I friggin' worship you, man.
You is talking loco and I like it!
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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