Get the Quote of the Day from Michael Weatherly
I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome.
I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that.
If that was intended to hurt me then you have succeeded.
Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind.
When the going gets tough, the tough get clubbing.
The only thing I hate more than Halloween are Klingons!
I'm tired of pretending.
I'm looking down your shirt.
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