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I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet.
Would you rather be with the person you love forever, but you always have to wear a shirt made out of their pubes, or be alone for the rest of your life, but you get to wear whatever you want?
We're just two straight guys who want to enjoy each other's bodies.
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