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Don't mess with me, I'm in college.
Wanna know something about me? My nipples are hard 80% of the time.
I wish I could smell my farts before they came out of me.
We should probably drill a hole in the wall so we can speak to each other while we poop.
Some people know cars or sports. Unfortunately, I know fairs. And Quick n Brite.
You got yourself a deal!
You're the manfinger.
Get off my back, you tall, beautiful man.
I JUST KNOW, okay?
I'm so fappy!
I am mister "I Suck At Life" today.
Are you kidding me!? Monster Quest? Right when I'm about to mate? Babe, I really want to watch this.
You are a snake in the grass.
I am going quick.
When in doubt, do it.
I would be scared to take an IQ test.
I want to hear this visually.
I am going Quick!
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