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Cominonyaaaahaaaa!
You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!
Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's, one nacho.
So keep your lookin balls locked on the picture radio, and prepare to get your nuts smashed.
Isn't one-and-only supposed to be, like, one? And only?
She torched Neil? You're right, she's a monster.
Neil! I wanna party with you! I wanna party with you!