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Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone.

I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck.

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

That was totally ninja!

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

Can I offer you a drink? How about this expensive prostitute?

Lying is like 95% of what I do.

So does this look as bad as it looks?

Seriously, you are my Oprah.

Hooray for metaphors!

Johnny Bench called.

At worst that was "needs improvement".

You're so ugly when you cry.