Get the Quote of the Day from Groucho Marx
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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