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Hello
My name is sonia girl from west
Africa.
address to contact me
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Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's going to blast me in the ass, or the Republican who's blasting my ass?
You know what, Dee? I don't want to hear about your dreams, ok. I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and no one's having $@$, then I don't care.
Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
You know, your eyebrow drives me crazy. It's so thick, so dark, and so very, connected. You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.
Peaked? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know, because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it.
Oh they're tribal. I'm sorry, what tribe are you from?
You see this lady back here? Take a look. That's what you get when you don't have health insurance.
Million Dollar Baby is totally unrealistic. Girls can't fight, they don't have muscles.
You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.
I have some cash, I can get you out of this jam.
I don't know what happened. I mentioned the cancer thing, she instantly started comin' on to me. You were right about that. Cancer, gold mine.
You look like a bird.
How do you like me now, log?
Nobody wants to hear that.
Goddammit.
Oh my god, Charlie, I shot you in your head, I am so sorry.
I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.
Ya, you should probably be really drunk for this.
So you're throwin' down life lessons now, huh?
You are a very stupid stupid man.
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