Get the Quote of the Day from George Bernard Shaw
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise they'll kill you.
Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.
The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Progress is impossible without change and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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