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Try to take away my 1st amendment, you will have to deal with my 2nd.
Don't hang up on telemarketers, talk seductively, and hit on them. Make them feel more uncomfortable then you.
You don't have to learn from your mistakes, because the government is always there to bail you out.
Walk up to a homeless person, pull out $50, then offer to buy their cardboard sign for your collection.
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