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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
You can lead a &#@#@ to culture, but you can't make her think.
She looks as new as a peeled egg.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
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