Get the Quote of the Day from Dax Shepard
I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged.
I'm not that horny; I just got out of prison.
If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated, I'd have fifteen cents.
Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 little league teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.
It costs fifty-four dollars a day to keep a person in prison, which comes out to seventy-five million dollars a day nationally. That's twenty-eight billion dollars a year. When you think about it, wouldn't it be cheaper to just let us keep your &@&&@#& car stereos?
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