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A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
Aaaoooo, botched toe! I botched that one, ooh that's a botch job. It's bleedin. I need some trash to plug up the cut.
We're the gruesome twosome!
When we get out of this, I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast. Not in a sexual way, in a 'I am #!$$@& off' way.
Because you are crackheads, children.
I wanna live like you, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless.
I'm gonna trip balls!
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Whackadoo!
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!
She had a botched necklift, she's as dead as disco! Who wants champagne?
Drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance, with a chainsaw.
It's crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.
Oh-oh, go for it, go for it. Oh-oh, go for it, go for it.
One of Aerosmith knocked you up?
Not for you %!&&#.
Let's put a bun in your oven.
You look like a drag queen.
That is politics, %!&&#!
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