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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and $#!&... and Jack left town.
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Yo, she-%!&&#! Let's go!
Groovy.
Gimme some sugar, baby
Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!
Come get some.
Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...
Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!
That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!
Alright. Who wants some?
Get the %#&% out of my face!
Say hello to the twenty-first century!
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