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My name is sonia girl from west
Africa.
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If I have a problem with somebody I don't pee on them, all right?
Oh dear God. Thank you. You are such a good God, to us, a kind and gentle, and accommodating God. And we thank you oh sweet, sweet Lord of Hosts, for the, smorgasbord you have so aptly lain at our table this day, and each day, by day. Day by day, by day, oh dear Lord, three things we pray. To love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly. Day by day, by day. Amen.
Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian.
Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.
Bad monkey, stop that!
Morning dum dum.
Yes I did, fat head.
I'm sorry I was wack.
For serious.
I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite...you aren't.
I pass on grass, all the time.
You wanna hear a story? My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must have been thirty of them. And there was this one little runt, this little sweet little, little engine that could runt who couldn't, that wanted to get up there but couldn't get access to the, the, teet, what have you. I went in and just simply, you know, into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto. That's what I named him, Geppetto. Ya, you can milk anything with nipples.
The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers. Okay? If you can get it from my kung fu grip then you can come and get it. Otherwise, step off %!&&#.
Some people think that to puff the magic dragon is to smoke a #@#!&#@&@ cigarette.
I was just reading up on pumps. Breast pumps. I grew up on a farm.
You can milk anything with nipples.
I know it's late, but Mr. Winky is still on Chicago time, and we both know there's only one way to make Mr. Winky go away, right?
I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
Then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am finished with the checking of the bag conversation.
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