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Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
The guy who invented #@%@# was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money.
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
The shortest route to a relapse in A.A. is to sober up without acquiring honesty, humility and a conscious contact with God.
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Never let a computer know that you are in a hurry.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning
Tolerance, like a spiritual lubricant, reduces friction and keeps A.A. running smoothly on its bearings of humility and service. The 12 Steps are built upon tolerance. Without it there could be no A.A.
Chuck Norris is the only one who can touch the art in the museum.
Let nothing appear great; nothing valuable or admirable; nothing worthy of esteem, nothing high, nothing truly praiseworthy or desirable, but what is eternal.
He is satisfied with little for He knows well that we have not much to give.
Modesty in a woman is the sign that Jesus Christ dwells in her heart. It is a sweet perfume of edification which she is called upon to diffuse.
The secret is to regard our bodies as beautiful gifts from God, miracles of His handiwork, chosen by Him to be His living temples on earth and to be glorified forever in heaven.
Modesty is important because it is the fort that protects the castle, but it is also the frame that enhances the picture.
Having made a decision, our next step is to "turn our will over to the care of God, as we understand Him." At least, that is all we propose to consider at the moment.
The keys to A.A. success and service are found in the last eight words of Step 12, "to practice these principles in all our affairs"
When hearts listen, angels sing.
Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.
May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through.