http://www.toomanyquotes.com/people/897 Recently added Andy Samberg quotes and sayings. en-us I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:03:33 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-officially-kicking-off-phase-two-operation-fiscal-jackhammer http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-officially-kicking-off-phase-two-operation-fiscal-jackhammer I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:01:48 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-d-rather-die-than-live-in-a-world-where-i-can-t-kick-your-ass http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-d-rather-die-than-live-in-a-world-where-i-can-t-kick-your-ass I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:59:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-needed-to-think-about-last-night-so-i-galloped-into-a-wooded-glen-and-after-punch-dancing-out-my-rage-and-suffering-an-extremely-long-and-very-painf http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-needed-to-think-about-last-night-so-i-galloped-into-a-wooded-glen-and-after-punch-dancing-out-my-rage-and-suffering-an-extremely-long-and-very-painf Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:51:12 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/life-is-pain-we-ve-got-to-scrape-the-joy-from-it-every-chance-we-get http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/life-is-pain-we-ve-got-to-scrape-the-joy-from-it-every-chance-we-get I'm doin this because I love you! - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:46:51 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-doin-this-because-i-love-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-doin-this-because-i-love-you I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you! - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:35:48 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-gonna-uncork-the-ass-beating-of-a-lifetime-on-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-gonna-uncork-the-ass-beating-of-a-lifetime-on-you I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:34:16 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-used-to-be-legit-i-was-too-legit-i-was-too-legit-to-quit-but-now-i-m-not-legit-i-m-unlegit-and-for-that-reason-i-must-quit http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-used-to-be-legit-i-was-too-legit-i-was-too-legit-to-quit-but-now-i-m-not-legit-i-m-unlegit-and-for-that-reason-i-must-quit This thing is number one! - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:32:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/this-thing-is-number-one http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/this-thing-is-number-one Don't let your dads eat pie! - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:30:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/don-t-let-your-dads-eat-pie http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/don-t-let-your-dads-eat-pie He won't be smiling...WHEN I MURDER HIM! - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:26:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/he-won-t-be-smiling-when-i-murder-him http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/he-won-t-be-smiling-when-i-murder-him You look pretty...I said you look $#!&&!. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:25:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-look-pretty-i-said-you-look-shitty http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-look-pretty-i-said-you-look-shitty Life is short. Stunt it. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:06:06 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/life-is-short-stunt-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/life-is-short-stunt-it Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:59:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/have-i-ever-showed-you-a-picture-of-my-dead-dad-oh-i-gotta-show-you-he-s-super-dead http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/have-i-ever-showed-you-a-picture-of-my-dead-dad-oh-i-gotta-show-you-he-s-super-dead You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:57:51 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-have-only-to-believe-if-you-wish-to-achieve http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-have-only-to-believe-if-you-wish-to-achieve Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco? - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:52:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/who-do-you-think-would-win-in-a-fight-between-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-and-a-taco http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/who-do-you-think-would-win-in-a-fight-between-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-and-a-taco I know. I checked. Online. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:41:26 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-know-i-checked-online http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-know-i-checked-online All great men have mustaches. - Movie Quote by Andy Samberg Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:35:13 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/all-great-men-have-mustaches http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/all-great-men-have-mustaches