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I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
Life is short. Stunt it.
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
I'm doin this because I love you!
I know. I checked. Online.
He won't be smiling...WHEN I MURDER HIM!
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.
You have only to believe if you wish to achieve.
I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you!
Don't let your dads eat pie!
Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
All great men have mustaches.
You look pretty...I said you look $#!&&!.
This thing is number one!
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
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