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I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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Life is short. Stunt it.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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I'm doin this because I love you!

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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You look pretty...I said you look $#!&&!.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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All great men have mustaches.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you!

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I know. I checked. Online.

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He won't be smiling...WHEN I MURDER HIM!

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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You have only to believe if you wish to achieve.

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Don't let your dads eat pie!

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I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.

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This thing is number one!

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Andy Samberg as Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
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