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O M F G!
Yes and no. 'Yes' that did happen, 'no' it didn't not happen.
Weird in a good way, like going to the gym drunk.
A guaranteed disaster, like eating a burrito before $@$.
Relax your balls, Pete.
Because we're aliens, and that's how we roll.
I never sleep on planes, I don't want to get incepted.
If you were any other woman on earth right now, I would be turned on.
I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.
Never go with a hippie to a new location.
Put That coffee Down.
Coffee's for closers only
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