Get the Quote of the Day from The House Bunny
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
My heart is pounding like a nail!
I gotta meet this freakin' bird!
Can we take a shower and talk about this?
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.
I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!
Sweet balls!
Why, did you fart?