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"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
"Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real."
"We were real drunk, like, Myrtle Beach drunk"
"How many slices have you had Julio? How bout you've had enough."
"And I'm.. uh.. pretty much super #!$$@&"
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