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Remember, boys! STAY AWAY from women! All they want from you is your man-juice! If you ever get the kind of urges that cannot be suppressed by hard liquor, use this!
Cominonyaaaahaaaa!
You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!
Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's, one nacho.
Isn't one-and-only supposed to be, like, one? And only?
Neil! I wanna party with you! I wanna party with you!
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