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No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and 'part' of every day. I usually have errands...I can only rock from like on to three.
Rub a dub dub!
Diana has put away her bosom, Apollo has lifted his skirt, the day has been launched.
Let me give you a little motto I live my life by. You gotta hit it and quit it. No ties, tangle free, nobody tells me what to do, I go bang, bang, bang the drum.
I like your take on boobies.
Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you.
I do give a $#!&! I give lots of $#!&$!
I don't drink juice, biatch!
Suck it, Reindeer Games.
Let's do this we shall!
She's a few pounds overweight, but in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do more stuff.
Now let us gingerly touch our tips.
I used to be addicted to pills. Now, I'm addicted to helping.
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his &!&% for &@&@!&@.
Keep your sword sharp, and your wits sharper!
Ho! Greetings, nobleman, ha ha ha ha.
Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
Guilty as charged.
I shall approach him from the rear.
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