Get the Quote of the Day from Princess Bride
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Get used to disappointment.
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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