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If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
If I have a problem with somebody I don't pee on them, all right?
Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. For you, this is that very moment.
Are you crackin wise? I oughtta crack you in the nose, hopscotch.
Sweet dreams, cupcake!
Bad monkey, stop that!
We may be small, but our hearts are large, metaphorically speaking.
Morning dum dum.
Yes I did, fat head.
You wanna dance hotdog? You wanna dance?
Put me down. I don't like to be manhandled. It doesn't feel good, it makes me feel small and powerless.
We're past words, Loredo. Now it's time for Smith and Wesson to do the talking.
He looks like a weirdie!
Now listen lunchbox, don't try anything funny. I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan
Do you want the job or not, snackshack?
Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Say hello to your little friend.
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgom eye.
Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!
Hoo ha ha ha. Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No, is the answer. Sarcasm, back at you, with your, your humor box. I wasn't laughing, pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor do you? No you don't, because it'd be a bloodbath.
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