Get the Quote of the Day from Me, Myself & Irene
Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman
Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffalo comin'!
Hey ringworm.
Now you know the house rules, no %!&&#@$ after eleven.
Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
The name's Hank, %#&% face, learn it!
So, what's your tale, Mother Goose? Where ya from?
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
Holy Jesus in heaven! it's a giant Q-tip.
Well %#&% my ozone.
You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileygates. Would you like to see my weasel?
Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts!
The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!
Like to see the Quote of the Day in your Facebook news feed!
or try our advanced search
