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I speak of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See.
If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out!
Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say, "That looks like a #@&!$...only smaller".
It's a problem. Even Jay-Zed had 99 of them, and the %!&&# was not one of them!
Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.
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