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During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
The price is wrong, %!&&#.
Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.
D@#& you people. Go back to your shanties.
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