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You can't change the world, but you can make a dent.
Hold the phone...
This rhino came from my womb, okay? I birthed him, I nursed him, and damnit, I'll be the only one who raises him!
I've never owned a gun, I don't believe in 'em. When we were kids and my brothers and played Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
Hello little nipple nibbler.
It's small but it's fierce!
All right boys. Let's go pray and get $#!& faced.
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