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I love this game!
He who hesitates, masturbates.
I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!
Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian.
Caaaaaaaable guuuuuuy!
Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do?"
I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. Ah... has that ever happened to you? Anyway... call me, we'll talk about it.
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
Don't you get it? Someone has to save all the other cable boys and girls, someone has to kill the babysitter.
This concludes our broadcast day. Click.
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!
You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called "Gimme Shelter," about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn.
Well, don't dig to deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!
Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.
Come on Stevie, time to leavey, It's the fun bus man!
Hey Steve I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back.
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
Come back here, so that I may brain thee!
The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
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