You're killing me, Smalls. These are smores stuff. All right, now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good.

Patrick Renna as Hamilton "Ham" Porter in The Sandlot
Submitted by quote on December 24, 2008