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I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta %#&% one, kill one, and marry one, go!
Ya, uh, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes, one large coke, and some flapjacks. Too early for flapjacks?
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $#!& out of you!
Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say, "That looks like a #@&!$...only smaller".
This wedding is horse $#!&!
This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of ya! You got a problem with what I'm saying Larry? Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? You know you want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a prediction. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life.
You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!
Pow!
My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates…you never know what you're gonna get.
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible, with no emotional, intimate, sexual, or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
And you have my bow.
And my axe.
I pass on grass, all the time.
Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Too many men work on parts of things. Doing a job to completion satisfies me.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
You shall not pass!
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