Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
Great Scott!
Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out!
This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of ya! You got a problem with what I'm saying Larry? Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? You know you want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a prediction. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life.
Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this, tiny village in western Pennsylvania, blah bl-blah bl-blah. There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out. He's gotta be stopped. And I have to stop him.
Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
The price is wrong, %!&&#.
That's not bad for a quadraped. You gotta check your mirrors, just side of your eye. Side of your eye.
He might be ok. Well, no, probably not now.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
I'm a god. I'm a god, not the God. I didn't just survive one wreck, I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, #@!$@&@&, frozen, hung, @#@&&#@&#&@& and burned. Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I'm immortal.
Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible, with no emotional, intimate, sexual, or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.
You gotta want it.
Six months, four to five hours a day, and you'd be an expert.
I have missed you so much. I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?
And my tiny little nipples went to France.
I do the Cha Cha like a sissy girl. I lika do da Cha Cha.
And you have my bow.
I pass on grass, all the time.
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