Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $#!& out of you!
I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles or screamin mimis? Oh come on man, you don't got no lady fingers, buzz buddles, sneaker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity doo das or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker dos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
No matter what happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now, because I love you.
That hug was completely asexual, he kinda snuck it up on me.
No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on. Life's a garden, dig it and you make it work for you. You never give up man, that's my philosophy.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap if you're not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what...when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for.
Holy Santa Claus $#!&!
I teabagged your drum set!
Love is a one way street going from you out,and you give it because it makes you feel good when you give it , and when you give it makes you strong.That crazy , vulnerable , out of control scary feeling , feeling that most people thing is love ... it's not really love at all , it's just the need to be loved ...
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and 'part' of every day. I usually have errands...I can only rock from like on to three.
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
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