Hey, hey you little forest creatures. None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes. You hear me? Whoa, hey everyone, this is Gary the squirrel. Listen up, Gary's been a long time friend, we've been skating for two and a half years. I remember when we were hanging out on the bus stop in Tuscon and Gary said, "Hey, I've got a third ball." [pukes in costume] I just threw up in here people, that' the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion. In fact we all are - hold on. [pukes again]

Will Ferrell as Chazz Michael Michaels in Blades of Glory
Submitted by quote on December 14, 2008