That once you realize that you can do anything... you're free. You can fly. Nobody can touch you... nobody. Mark... don't be afraid to fly.
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite...you aren't.
Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.
I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
For serious.
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
It's that &@#& Hansel! He's so hot right now!
Put a cork in it, Zane!
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
Pretty soon, they'll be reading *our* eugoogaly!
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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