TWEETS

Why are you being so nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?

Tina Fey ...

Yes and no. 'Yes' that did happen, 'no' it didn't not happen.

Alec Baldwin ...

I don't compete with other people. They compete with me, I compete with myself.

HappyMharck ...

Where the eff is my flame thrower?

Dana Snyder ...