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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $#!& out of you!
I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
Holy Santa Claus $#!&!
I teabagged your drum set!
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and 'part' of every day. I usually have errands...I can only rock from like on to three.
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does a positrack rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone , it's not ... The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
You know, if my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
Is it possible to love something so much, you imagine it wants to destroy you only because it has denied you?
Diana has put away her bosom, Apollo has lifted his skirt, the day has been launched.
Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, keeps the demons at bay.
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