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You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know its filled with the hornets.
See that door right there, the one marked "Pirate"? Do you think a pirate lives in there?
Oh get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.
Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
Let me tell you a little lesson buddy. The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eight grade boy.
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.
You know what, Dee? I don't want to hear about your dreams, ok. I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and no one's having $@$, then I don't care.
I wanna live like you, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless.
Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
Do you represent The Lollipop Guild, Charlie?
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